My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Come see our sink grown plant.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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