This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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