I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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