D3 body, D1 cock
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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