she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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