Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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