another moral hangover. fuck.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
