Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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