Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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