You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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