i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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