do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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