Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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