Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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