More tranny stories later!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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