Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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