He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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