Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
