Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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