Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
More tranny stories later!
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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