she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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