Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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