Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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