One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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