can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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