real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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