she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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