so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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