Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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