I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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