that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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