I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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