how can u be prego again
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im holly from the hills drunk
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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