Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You pole danced in your parka.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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