Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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