his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I enjoy the company of your penis
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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