Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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