He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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