I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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