so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Randomize
