After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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