I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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