Having a random hookup so left but love u
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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