I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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