Moan for me like Helen Keller
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
soo... how was my night?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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