I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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