guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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