Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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