Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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