i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you mean i was at the winter classic?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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